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Funny Text-In battle sardar was wearing mosquito net

Funny Text

In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?
Sardar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi…..

Funny Text-In battle sardar was wearing mosquito net

Funny Text-In battle sardar was wearing mosquito net

2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing it .
sardar 2 : Don’t worry Yaar , I have a one more :-p .

Comment below if you have any funny message of Sardar :)

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Pathan Funny Sms-pathan barish mai pani le kr

Pathan funny sms

Pathan baalti mai pani le ke ja raha tha, ke barish shuro ho gayi
Aur barish ka pani baalti mai chala gya
Pathan: Oho ! Sara pani geela ho gya…

Pathan Funny Sms-pathan barish mai pani le kr.....

Pathan Funny Sms-pathan barish mai pani le kr…..

Joke – Duffer Man And Mobile Thief

Joke

Aik Admi Ne Add Dekha:

“Purana Mobile Do aur New Mobile Lo”

.

Wo Us Adress per Gaya,

Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi.

Us Ne Wahan 2 Larkon Se

Us Add K Bary Me Pucha.

Unhon Ne Gun Nikal K Kaha:

Ye Add Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha.

Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja kar Naya Mobile Le…

Funny Mobile Joke Sms

 

Our Parents are so kind – Joke:-)

People Dis-Obey Parents many times
But Parents are so kind
They don’t PUNISH them everytime
They just give them
a
HUSBAND
.
.

.
.
Allah Allah,ty
Khairi salla;-):-D

Sardar and his Father Funny Joke

Sardar : Aba G !!

Mein Apni BV Nu Sms Kita K Raati Awaaga……

Men Kaaar Gayaaa Te O Kisy Hor Naal Suti Di C ….

Hun Men Onu Talaq Deni We….

Aba G Chal Chadd Puttar ,  Kee Pata Onu SMS Naaaa Milyaa Howe :-p :-p

Lo G wekh lo Wadda Sardar :-p

 

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