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Funny Barish Sms-Dear weather please eiko waari dass de

Funny Barish Sms

“Dear Weather”,

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Eiko Wari Dass De Ke Sweater

Peti Wich Diyan Ke Nai?:-|

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Tu Wakhra Saday Naal Shugal

Laya Hoya Aay… :-/ 😛

Funny Barish Sms-Dear weather please eiko waari dass de

Funny Barish Sms-Dear weather please eiko waari dass de

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Very Funny Pathan Sms-Pathan ka peit kharab ho gya

Very Funny Pathan Sms

Pathan Ka Pait
Kharab Ho Gya
Doctor k Pas Gya
logon Ki Majodgi Mai
Kuch youn Haal Batany laga.,
Pathan: Outgoing Bilkul free hai
Tarha Tarha Ki Ringtones Baj Rahi Hain
Pait Mai Balance Bilkul Nai Rehta
Jitna Load Kr Lo sab Khatam… 😛
Doctor: Ye Dawa Le Lo Sim Band Ho Jaye Gi…:P

Very Funny Pathan Sms-Pathan ka peit kharab ho gya

Very Funny Pathan Sms-Pathan ka peit kharab ho gya

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Best Funny Text Sms – Larka I Love You

Best Funny Text Sms

Larka: I Love You…

Larki: Kia Prove Hai…?

Larka: Azma lo…

Larki: Bhai Ki bike K Liye Petrol La Do…

Larka: Azmany Ka Kaha Hai,,,

Zalil Hony Ka Nai Chal Nikal Meri Pein… 😛

Best Funny Text Sms-Larka I Love You...

Best Funny Text Sms-Larka I Love You…

Larka: I Love You…

Larki: Kia Prove Hai…?

Larka: Azma lo…

Larki: Bhai Ki bike K Liye Petrol La Do…

Larka: Azmany Ka Kaha Hai,,,

Zalil Hony Ka Nai Chal Nikal Meri Pein… 😛

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Five Lies That Women Tell – Women Lies

Five Lies That Women Tell

It is famous quote in the world about the girls that . “Women Always Cheat” 😛 (Not Authentic)

Five Lies That Women Tell - Women Lies

Five Lies That Women Tell – Women Lies

5 lies that women tell:

i’m fine…

i’m not mad…

i don’t mind if u go…

i’ll be ready in 5 mints…

i’m not jealous…

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Funny Text-In battle sardar was wearing mosquito net

Funny Text

In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
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Sardar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi…..

Funny Text-In battle sardar was wearing mosquito net

Funny Text-In battle sardar was wearing mosquito net

2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing it .
sardar 2 : Don’t worry Yaar , I have a one more :-p .

Comment below if you have any funny message of Sardar :)

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Funny Text Sms-Newton’s law of exam for students

Funny Text Sms

Newton’s Law Of Exam…,,,!!!

Performance Of Boys In The Exam

 

Decreases When The Number

Of Girls In The Exam Hall Increases…

Funny Text Sms-Newton's law of exam for students

Funny Text Sms-Newton’s law of exam for students

Pathan Funny Sms-pathan barish mai pani le kr

Pathan funny sms

Pathan baalti mai pani le ke ja raha tha, ke barish shuro ho gayi
Aur barish ka pani baalti mai chala gya
Pathan: Oho ! Sara pani geela ho gya…

Pathan Funny Sms-pathan barish mai pani le kr.....

Pathan Funny Sms-pathan barish mai pani le kr…..

Diwali Funny Jokes – Ke din EK BAR 2

Diwali Ke din EK BAR 2 JUDWAA
BACHCHE EK KAMRE ME BAITHE THE!
1 HAS-HAS KE LOT-POT HO RAHA
 THA WAHIN DUSRA EK KONE ME 
UDAS BATHA THA!!!!!!!!!!
PAPA-TUM ITNA HAS KYUN RAHE HO?
BETA-MUMMY NE DONO BAR ISI KO 
NAHLA DIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA—–HA——HA
diwali funny jokes
Big B-Mere Pas Rocket Hai, SurSuri Hai,
Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Tumhare 
Pas Kya Hai?
Shashi- Mere Pas MAA…chis Hai.
Happy Diwali

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Eid Funny Sms – Jitneyyy Ziyada Dostt

Hongey Jitneyyy Ziyada Dostt

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MilyGa Utna Ziyada Goshat

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< ))    Chal Yar Aaja Dosti Karty Hain

Eid Funny Sms

 

Advance Eid Mubarak

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Bakra Eid Funny Greetings-Oye Danger

Oye  Danger

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Lay aye ho Qurbani k Liye

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Akhri dino mein lao gay..

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