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Best Funny Text Sms – Larka I Love You

Best Funny Text Sms

Larka: I Love You…

Larki: Kia Prove Hai…?

Larka: Azma lo…

Larki: Bhai Ki bike K Liye Petrol La Do…

Larka: Azmany Ka Kaha Hai,,,

Zalil Hony Ka Nai Chal Nikal Meri Pein… 😛

Best Funny Text Sms-Larka I Love You...

Best Funny Text Sms-Larka I Love You…

Larka: I Love You…

Larki: Kia Prove Hai…?

Larka: Azma lo…

Larki: Bhai Ki bike K Liye Petrol La Do…

Larka: Azmany Ka Kaha Hai,,,

Zalil Hony Ka Nai Chal Nikal Meri Pein… 😛

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Valentine specials : Boy And Girl

Valentine specials :p
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Kal Phir Ek Ladki Nazar Aa Gayi
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Jiski Pehli Baar Me Surat Dil Ko Bha
Gayi
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Le Gaya Dinner Pe Jo Use
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Bhookhi 2000 Ka Khana Akeli Kha
Gayi… 😛

Valentine specials-Boy And Girl

Kashmir Day Joke SmS

Kashmir Day Joke SmS

Kashmir Ki Vaadiyo Me,
Barfeele Hawao Me,
Jheel K Kinare Baithe LAILA Ne MAJNU Se Kya Kaha????

 

Hero Mat Ban,

Sweter Pahenle :p

Kashmir Day Joke SmS

Kashmir Day Jokes in English

Kashmir Day Jokes in English
Bush Asks God:

When Will Iraq Be Mine ?

God:
Not In Ur Life Time
Bush Cries.

Mushraf Asks God:
When Will Kashmir Be In Pakistan?

God:
Not In Ur Life Time
Mushraf Cries.

And I Asked God:
When Will This Reader Get Brain?
This Time God  Says:
Not In Your Life Time. 😛

So tum Naa Umeed Rakho :p

Kashmir day jokes in English

Kashmir Day Jokes in English

Very Funny love story by a worker boy

Larki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?

Larka: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota ha..

farz karo

larka=cement

Larki=rait

love=pani

ab agar cement or rait ko aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge

lekin

agar in main pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta

Larki (hans k):

Kamine tu shakal se hi mazdur lagta hai.:-D

Funny smsIf a monkey catches you

If a monkey catches you

what will you do?

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I know..!

You both will hug first,

then start crying.

Its natural if twins meet after a long time …

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