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Funny Barish Sms-Dear weather please eiko waari dass de

Funny Barish Sms

“Dear Weather”,

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Please

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Eiko Wari Dass De Ke Sweater

Peti Wich Diyan Ke Nai?:-|

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Tu Wakhra Saday Naal Shugal

Laya Hoya Aay… :-/ 😛

Funny Barish Sms-Dear weather please eiko waari dass de

Funny Barish Sms-Dear weather please eiko waari dass de

 smsGurru.com presents latest barish sms ,Funny Barish Sms, love sad poetry ,rain messages,naughty sms,rainy day text smstop,funyy messages and sms messages.

If you want to share some messages or Poetry Related Rain , Barsaat Then comment below the poetry on Rain . We will soon upload it to the SmsGurru.com

Very Funny Pathan Sms-Pathan ka peit kharab ho gya

Very Funny Pathan Sms

Pathan Ka Pait
Kharab Ho Gya
Doctor k Pas Gya
logon Ki Majodgi Mai
Kuch youn Haal Batany laga.,
Pathan: Outgoing Bilkul free hai
Tarha Tarha Ki Ringtones Baj Rahi Hain
Pait Mai Balance Bilkul Nai Rehta
Jitna Load Kr Lo sab Khatam… 😛
Doctor: Ye Dawa Le Lo Sim Band Ho Jaye Gi…:P

Very Funny Pathan Sms-Pathan ka peit kharab ho gya

Very Funny Pathan Sms-Pathan ka peit kharab ho gya

SMSGurru presents latest funny messages,Very Funny Pathan Sms,naughty sms,smile sms,pathan sms,very funny sms,pathan messages and sms messages.

Funny Text-In battle sardar was wearing mosquito net

Funny Text

In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
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Sardar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi…..

Funny Text-In battle sardar was wearing mosquito net

Funny Text-In battle sardar was wearing mosquito net

2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing it .
sardar 2 : Don’t worry Yaar , I have a one more :-p .

Comment below if you have any funny message of Sardar :)

SmsGurru.com presents latest Funny Text , funny sms, naughty sms, bewakoof messages, sardar sms,sardar text sms and sms messages.

 

Pathan Funny Sms-pathan barish mai pani le kr

Pathan funny sms

Pathan baalti mai pani le ke ja raha tha, ke barish shuro ho gayi
Aur barish ka pani baalti mai chala gya
Pathan: Oho ! Sara pani geela ho gya…

Pathan Funny Sms-pathan barish mai pani le kr.....

Pathan Funny Sms-pathan barish mai pani le kr…..

Diwali Funny Jokes – Ke din EK BAR 2

Diwali Ke din EK BAR 2 JUDWAA
BACHCHE EK KAMRE ME BAITHE THE!
1 HAS-HAS KE LOT-POT HO RAHA
 THA WAHIN DUSRA EK KONE ME 
UDAS BATHA THA!!!!!!!!!!
PAPA-TUM ITNA HAS KYUN RAHE HO?
BETA-MUMMY NE DONO BAR ISI KO 
NAHLA DIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA—–HA——HA
diwali funny jokes
Big B-Mere Pas Rocket Hai, SurSuri Hai,
Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Tumhare 
Pas Kya Hai?
Shashi- Mere Pas MAA…chis Hai.
Happy Diwali

More Diwali Funny Jokes

 



        

Bakra Eid Coming-Funny Sms Collection

bakra eid coming , funny modern bakra sms :)

bakra eid  coming

 

Kuch Din Hain Mere Jeeny Mein

Mujhy Mast Mahool Main Jeenay Day

Bakra Eid Funny Pics-New Funny Pics In 2013

Haqeeqat samjho ya afsaana

Apnaa smjho ya begaanaa

Hmara apka rishta hy purana

Islyee  faraz tha apko btanaa

K BAKRA EID aa  rahi hai,

Ab shuru krdo ghoshat  khana .

bakra eid funny pics

bakra eid funny pics

 

bakra eid funny pics

 

bakra eid funny pics

bakra eid funny pics

bakra eid funny pics

bakra eid funny pics

Bakra Eid Mubarak to All Visitors

very Funny sweet friend sms

Assalam o Alaikum

… My cute, sweet, stylish, & most beautiful friend! How r u?

Khush ho gaye na?:-)

Ab Allah Hafiz!

Mein doosryan naal v shugal lana ae 😉 😛

very funny sms about punjab board and other boards

Difference b/w Punjab & other boards questions:

Other Boards:

What is ur name?

(10 Marks)

Punjab Board:

What is ur name & it’s origin? Give relations & applied aspects along with it’s logical significance. Also explain with the help of graph; it’s upper & lower limits.

(1+1+1+1+1=5 Marks)

Hunn dasso banda fail na hovay tay hor ki top karay… :-O

A very funny sms about mobile

Xcuse Me!(“.)

<((>/ !

Wht’s ur Mobile Number?

Mene RE-CHECK krna hai.

Bcoz I Feel

kuch masla hai,

Kyun K,

Msg janda te hy,

Andi vari mout pendi aye..

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